Remixing Is Like Admitting You Were Wrong

I just taught Princess Crazy Preschooler (Daughter Version 3.5) how to sing “On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese”.

She’s really good.

The tour starts next month.

 

If I find one brown M&M in my dressing room, heads will roll!

Posted: October 20th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

Excelsior!

Daughter Version 3.5 (aka – Princess Crazy Preschooler) just asked me to draw a dinosaur… and then add a hippo… and then Iron Man so he could save the hippo from the dinosaur.

I need to set up a meeting between her and Stan Lee.

Posted: October 15th, 2011 under Daddy, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

CHAPTER DXLVI

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVI

The four step process…

STEP ONE: Buy a random toy for 1st child. Watch them completely ignore that toy for the next 17 months.

STEP TWO: Wait for 2nd child to reach age when said random toy was purchased for 1st child. See 2nd child show interest in toy.

STEP THREE: Watch 1st child go ballistic.

STEP FOUR: Experience World War III. Rinse. Repeat.

 

Two Children Enter. One Child Leaves

Posted: October 7th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

CHAPTER DXLV

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLV

 

I asked Danger Baby to give Mommy some privacy, so she stuck her hand in Mommy’s mouth like she was feeding her.

Mmmmm, privacy sure tastes yummy!

 

Rude is the new Cute

Posted: October 3rd, 2011 under Danger Baby, Mommy - No Comments.

To Be Fair, Bacon Does Make Things Better

Tonight we are swimming over to the Quinlan’s house for dinner (it’s been raining here in Ireland for 83 straight days and my Ark is almsot finished).

I asked Princess Crazy Preschooler (Daughter Version 3.5) what we should bring for desert and she said spaghetti and bacon.

Yum?

Posted: October 2nd, 2011 under Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

Call My Sponsor

So there are many differences between American English and British English. Living here in Ireland (where they speak much closer to the British version then we do) I have begun to notice the differences. For instance In America, “AA” usually stands for “Alcoholics Anonymous”. Here it is the equivalent of our roadside assistance company AAA (here “AA” stands for “Automobile Association”). 4 out of 5 cars have a big AA sticker on them.

It took my ignorant mind weeks to realize that 90% of drivers here are not recovering alcoholics.

Posted: September 29th, 2011 under Daddy - No Comments.

CHAPTER DXLIV

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLIV

After six months in Ireland, we’re checking out the #1 tacky tourist attraction: Blarney Castle!

Will Grandma kiss the Blarney Stone? Doubtful. You have to hang upside down by your ankles to reach it.

Will Danger Baby try to kiss the the Blarney Stone? Probably. You have to hang upside down by your ankles to reach it.

 

It's about a ten minute hike through very lovely gardens to the castle

 

The Blarney stone is at the top of Blarney Castle

 

Look Grandma! From this window you can see all my loyal subjects.

 

It sure is windy up here on top of the castle!

 

In the end, only Daddy kissed the stone. You have to hang upside by your ankles to reach it.

Posted: September 10th, 2011 under Daddy, Danger Baby, Grandma, Mommy, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

CHAPTER DXLI

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLI

Grandma has arrived and has settled in. Sadly, because of space we had to set Grandma up in the girls’ play room.

This means that Danger Baby and Princess Crazy Preschooler’s new favorite toy is the guest bed we have made up for Grandma.

Poor Grandma. She will have to learn to sleep around two little girls who love to hop up and down on the air mattress like a trampoline.

 

We love our hats! And guess what, so do you!

 

Posted: September 8th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Grandma, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

Cool Ranch Doritos?

This is what Cool Ranch Doritos look like in Ireland.

 

Posted: September 8th, 2011 under Daddy - No Comments.

CHAPTER DXL

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXL

So, Danger Baby (or Daughter version 1.5) is still in shell shock over Grandma picking her up at daycare today.

She just stared at Grandma with a huge smile on her face until we got home and Grandma opened up the suitcase full of presents!

 

 

Posted: September 7th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Grandma - 1 Comment.