CHAPTER DXLVI

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVI

The four step process…

STEP ONE: Buy a random toy for 1st child. Watch them completely ignore that toy for the next 17 months.

STEP TWO: Wait for 2nd child to reach age when said random toy was purchased for 1st child. See 2nd child show interest in toy.

STEP THREE: Watch 1st child go ballistic.

STEP FOUR: Experience World War III. Rinse. Repeat.

 

Two Children Enter. One Child Leaves

Posted: October 7th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Princess Crazy Preschooler.

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