Danger Baby Wants Candy!

I had to hold her still for the picture

 

Danger Baby wants candy. I suggest you give her some for the good of all involved.

 

Edited: October 31st, 2011

Trick or Treating

 

All ready for Trick or Treats on Kilbrody!

Edited: October 31st, 2011

Trick or Treat!

After trick-or-treating, we came home to help Mommy pass out candy. Daughter Version 3.5 (Princess Crazy Preschooler) was still super excited from her own door-to-door candy grab and was relly into passing out the candy to the various superheroes, witches, princesses, and spooky spooks who were still showing up. Everytime the doorbell rang she declared that we had more “customers” and would run to the door.

When did I become Milton Hershey?

 

Faith, Trust, Pixie Dust AND CHOCOLATE BARS!

Edited: October 31st, 2011

CHAPTER DXLVII

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVII

Danger Baby (Daughter Version 1.5) is staying home from daycare today with Daddy.

She has a bad upper respiratory thing right now. She sounds like she’s been smoking 5 packs a day.

I told her to switch to filters a year ago, damnit!

 

Cartoons and warm PJs always make it all better

Edited: October 29th, 2011

Pride as a Father

When playing “Don’t Let The Balloon Touch The Floor” you’re 3 1/2 year old daughter grabs the balloon, spikes it, and yells “TOUCHDOWN”!

Edited: October 23rd, 2011

Remixing Is Like Admitting You Were Wrong

I just taught Princess Crazy Preschooler (Daughter Version 3.5) how to sing “On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese”.

She’s really good.

The tour starts next month.

 

If I find one brown M&M in my dressing room, heads will roll!

Edited: October 20th, 2011

Excelsior!

Daughter Version 3.5 (aka – Princess Crazy Preschooler) just asked me to draw a dinosaur… and then add a hippo… and then Iron Man so he could save the hippo from the dinosaur.

I need to set up a meeting between her and Stan Lee.

Edited: October 15th, 2011

CHAPTER DXLVI

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVI

The four step process…

STEP ONE: Buy a random toy for 1st child. Watch them completely ignore that toy for the next 17 months.

STEP TWO: Wait for 2nd child to reach age when said random toy was purchased for 1st child. See 2nd child show interest in toy.

STEP THREE: Watch 1st child go ballistic.

STEP FOUR: Experience World War III. Rinse. Repeat.

 

Two Children Enter. One Child Leaves

Edited: October 7th, 2011

CHAPTER DXLV

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLV

 

I asked Danger Baby to give Mommy some privacy, so she stuck her hand in Mommy’s mouth like she was feeding her.

Mmmmm, privacy sure tastes yummy!

 

Rude is the new Cute

Edited: October 3rd, 2011

To Be Fair, Bacon Does Make Things Better

Tonight we are swimming over to the Quinlan’s house for dinner (it’s been raining here in Ireland for 83 straight days and my Ark is almsot finished).

I asked Princess Crazy Preschooler (Daughter Version 3.5) what we should bring for desert and she said spaghetti and bacon.

Yum?

Edited: October 2nd, 2011