Chapter DXXV

 

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY!

CHAPTER DXXV

Danger Baby can be beyond adorable and sometimes when the moon is right, she can be precious. However, she will still put her extra special Danger Baby stamp on any adorable moment that just so happens to come along.

For instance, today after rising from her nap, Danger Baby, still somewhat sleepy, put her head on Daddy’s shoulder. As the two of them walked past the glass French Doors leading into the living room, Danger Baby pointed at their reflection and cooed contentedly.

Daddy stopped to look and sure enough, the reflection of father and daughter, locked in a special embrace that only a father and daughter can share wasn’t just one of those adorable moments, it was fully in the category of precious. It was the kind of moment that Daddy would remember and tear up over as he danced with Danger Baby at her wedding.

So as the two stood there and looked over their reflection in the glass door, time froze until Danger Baby let out the loudest and may I add, somewhat violent, series of farts ever recorded in human history.

Then she bit me.

Precious.

Oh, I'm sorry, were we having a moment here?

Edited: June 22nd, 2011

Chapter DXXIV

 

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY’S MENTOR

Chapter DXXIV

Princess Crazy Preschooler today declared that she and Danger Baby were both Princesses. She also declared that I was a King. This would’ve been adorable and I was going to answer with “Thank you, thank you very much”, except she then declared that the two giraffe toys she was holding were dinosaurs and went roaring off into the next room.

Later, after a fun time of picking up Princess Crazy Preschooler and spinning her around, I stopped and told her I was done because I was dizzy. Princess Crazy Preschooler then scolded me with, “No, you’re not dizzy, you’re Captain Hook!”

Wait…WHAT?!?!

Worship Me!

Edited: June 10th, 2011

Chapter DXXIII

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY!

Chapter DXXIII

The video below shows another routine lazy Sunday afternoon with Danger Baby and Princess Crazy Preschooler. Dancing around, asking to be a princess, refusing to jump on cue and happily admitting insanity.

Dance Jump Princess I’m Crazy

Edited: June 6th, 2011

Chapter DXXII

 

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY’S MENTOR!

Chapter DXXII:

Before going to the petting zoo, I asked Princess Crazy Preschooler what kind of animals she wanted to see. 

Princess Crazy Preschooler thought about it for a moment and then replied with the most natural choices found at a petting zoo: monkeys, pigs and kitty cats.

Luckily for her, Leahy’s Open Farm in Cork had all three. And in the same spot no less!

Monkeys and pigs? Yeah, we got those.

Edited: June 2nd, 2011