My Apologies To The Entire 43016 Zip Code

Danger Baby screaming at the top of her lungs at 4:30 in the morning because she’s still on Irish time and thinks it’s 9:30am? Oh our neighbors on this hotel floor must LOOOOOOOVE us!

What do you mean it's only 4:30am?

 

Edited: November 18th, 2011

More Room Service!

Hotel Life

Edited: November 17th, 2011

The Pilgrims Didn’t Land in Galway

We are flying home for the Thanksgiving holiday soon because being an exclusively American holiday, they don’t seem to celebrate it here in Ireland.

Today when I picked up Princess Crazy Preschooler and Danger Baby from daycare, I asked them if they wanted to go home for Thanksgiving or to the Grand Canyon.

Princess Crazy Preschooler yelled “Yes! The Grand Canyon!”

I asked her if she knew where the Grand Canyon was and she said, “it’s at home.”

Edited: November 13th, 2011

Danger Baby Wants Candy!

I had to hold her still for the picture

 

Danger Baby wants candy. I suggest you give her some for the good of all involved.

 

Edited: October 31st, 2011

CHAPTER DXLVII

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVII

Danger Baby (Daughter Version 1.5) is staying home from daycare today with Daddy.

She has a bad upper respiratory thing right now. She sounds like she’s been smoking 5 packs a day.

I told her to switch to filters a year ago, damnit!

 

Cartoons and warm PJs always make it all better

Edited: October 29th, 2011

Remixing Is Like Admitting You Were Wrong

I just taught Princess Crazy Preschooler (Daughter Version 3.5) how to sing “On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese”.

She’s really good.

The tour starts next month.

 

If I find one brown M&M in my dressing room, heads will roll!

Edited: October 20th, 2011

CHAPTER DXLVI

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVI

The four step process…

STEP ONE: Buy a random toy for 1st child. Watch them completely ignore that toy for the next 17 months.

STEP TWO: Wait for 2nd child to reach age when said random toy was purchased for 1st child. See 2nd child show interest in toy.

STEP THREE: Watch 1st child go ballistic.

STEP FOUR: Experience World War III. Rinse. Repeat.

 

Two Children Enter. One Child Leaves

Edited: October 7th, 2011

CHAPTER DXLV

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLV

 

I asked Danger Baby to give Mommy some privacy, so she stuck her hand in Mommy’s mouth like she was feeding her.

Mmmmm, privacy sure tastes yummy!

 

Rude is the new Cute

Edited: October 3rd, 2011

CHAPTER DXLIV

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLIV

After six months in Ireland, we’re checking out the #1 tacky tourist attraction: Blarney Castle!

Will Grandma kiss the Blarney Stone? Doubtful. You have to hang upside down by your ankles to reach it.

Will Danger Baby try to kiss the the Blarney Stone? Probably. You have to hang upside down by your ankles to reach it.

 

It's about a ten minute hike through very lovely gardens to the castle

 

The Blarney stone is at the top of Blarney Castle

 

Look Grandma! From this window you can see all my loyal subjects.

 

It sure is windy up here on top of the castle!

 

In the end, only Daddy kissed the stone. You have to hang upside by your ankles to reach it.

Edited: September 10th, 2011

CHAPTER DXLI

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLI

Grandma has arrived and has settled in. Sadly, because of space we had to set Grandma up in the girls’ play room.

This means that Danger Baby and Princess Crazy Preschooler’s new favorite toy is the guest bed we have made up for Grandma.

Poor Grandma. She will have to learn to sleep around two little girls who love to hop up and down on the air mattress like a trampoline.

 

We love our hats! And guess what, so do you!

 

Edited: September 8th, 2011