My Apologies To The Entire 43016 Zip Code

Danger Baby screaming at the top of her lungs at 4:30 in the morning because she’s still on Irish time and thinks it’s 9:30am? Oh our neighbors on this hotel floor must LOOOOOOOVE us!

What do you mean it's only 4:30am?

 

Posted: November 18th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

More Room Service!

Hotel Life

Posted: November 17th, 2011 under Danger Baby, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

The Pilgrims Didn’t Land in Galway

We are flying home for the Thanksgiving holiday soon because being an exclusively American holiday, they don’t seem to celebrate it here in Ireland.

Today when I picked up Princess Crazy Preschooler and Danger Baby from daycare, I asked them if they wanted to go home for Thanksgiving or to the Grand Canyon.

Princess Crazy Preschooler yelled “Yes! The Grand Canyon!”

I asked her if she knew where the Grand Canyon was and she said, “it’s at home.”

Posted: November 13th, 2011 under Daddy, Danger Baby, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

Olé, Olé, Olé!

I’m off to the pub (the beautiful Mount Oval Bar) in a bit with the neighborhood boys to watch Ireland play Estonia in the Euro 2012 playoffs. I have no idea what sport they’ll be playing because no one told me. I was so excited to be invited I didn’t bother to ask.

Is it rugby? Soccer? Quidditch? Who cares, I’m there!

Posted: November 11th, 2011 under Daddy - No Comments.

Crazy is the New Calm

Last night trying to get Princess Crazy Preschooler to calm down and settle in for bed was taking a lot longer than usual.

When she finally did start to settle down Mommy declared “She’s starting to calm down now”, to which Princess Crazy Preschooler jumped up, started dancing while shouting ”HOORAY! I’m calming down!”

 

I'm almost calm now

Posted: November 10th, 2011 under Mommy, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

Danger Baby Wants Candy!

I had to hold her still for the picture

 

Danger Baby wants candy. I suggest you give her some for the good of all involved.

 

Posted: October 31st, 2011 under Daddy, Danger Baby - No Comments.

Trick or Treating

 

All ready for Trick or Treats on Kilbrody!

Posted: October 31st, 2011 under Andrew, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

Trick or Treat!

After trick-or-treating, we came home to help Mommy pass out candy. Daughter Version 3.5 (Princess Crazy Preschooler) was still super excited from her own door-to-door candy grab and was relly into passing out the candy to the various superheroes, witches, princesses, and spooky spooks who were still showing up. Everytime the doorbell rang she declared that we had more “customers” and would run to the door.

When did I become Milton Hershey?

 

Faith, Trust, Pixie Dust AND CHOCOLATE BARS!

Posted: October 31st, 2011 under Mommy, Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.

CHAPTER DXLVII

THE TALES OF DANGER BABY

CHAPTER DXLVII

Danger Baby (Daughter Version 1.5) is staying home from daycare today with Daddy.

She has a bad upper respiratory thing right now. She sounds like she’s been smoking 5 packs a day.

I told her to switch to filters a year ago, damnit!

 

Cartoons and warm PJs always make it all better

Posted: October 29th, 2011 under Daddy, Danger Baby - No Comments.

Pride as a Father

When playing “Don’t Let The Balloon Touch The Floor” you’re 3 1/2 year old daughter grabs the balloon, spikes it, and yells “TOUCHDOWN”!

Posted: October 23rd, 2011 under Princess Crazy Preschooler - No Comments.